Just ask me questions and I'll answer. Sort of like an e-press conference.

I'm currently at school waiting for my bus which should come around 6:42 so meanwhile I'm just posting a new news post.

Also here is some random image I found. This is like that story with the prince, just assume there's a sheep in there. Or a three-headed dildo.

By the way I'm currently home, just installed Windows 7. My fucking wireless adapter doesn't work with it. Right now I'm in my brother's room connected on an Ethernet cable.

I want to make my typing faster and more efficient so I'm currently learning touch-typing. So far I'm around 22 words per minute which I consider to be quite slow. My speed is higher when using my usual three fingers per hand technique, but that's because I've gotten used to it. With touch-typing I'll get to type faster and without looking at the keyboard, which will be quite advantageous. This news post serves as a practice for touch-typing so if you've read it so far and are tired you may stop reading. I already started learning this technique but quit because I instinctively went back to my old technique. It's hard to not go back to it because it's faster, but I must keep on so that in the end I reach a much faster speed. That's it for now I might add more to this news post if I feel like it.

The gospel of godlygodlygod:
At 8/13/09 04:36 AM, godlygodlygod wrote:
: wel jesus was born and he was sent to lik guide us and tel us to behave and stuff but then rabin cam and then the bunny was over in the distance and he went and then tied up and pinned to cross which he died on after 3 days to a cave but he came back cause healin herbs wich was proofed nub and then he was lik i am alive and then he made water to wine

The gospel of Strategize No actually that's just copypasta that he stole:
At 8/13/09 06:04 AM, Strategize wrote:
: Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO"(cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).
:
: Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis; God Lol'd.
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: Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to.
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: New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.
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: Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.
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: After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
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: THE END

So yeah this is a trial, if you want to chat with me and some other dudes you can always join
irc://irc.webchat.org/Blarg

I might change the title at some point.

Get Chatzilla for a nice irc client. It's a firefox addon.

Else you can always get pidgin, trillian or just go to mibbit.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
507382

It got into the collection page :D

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/c lockday2009

Our hero, our savior, our idol, our sexy Rachel Kelly is gone to a better world: IRL.

Lets wish him/her success in his afterlife.

Hello.

Did you feel offended, insulted or disrespected by Proottalfain's behavior or something he said? Feel free to write a complaint explaining what made you feel this way, and we will do our best to solve the problem.

Your opinion and well-being is important for us.

So flashwarrior and I will submit a flash for clock day. It will probably be crappy, creepy and umm, I can't find another word ending with -py. It will also make nearly no sense.

So to add to the nonsense, we'll add useless credits!!! And when I say useless, it means that you don't have to necessarily contribute to our collab.

FetusFulp gave us the idea and we think it's awesome!

So suggest what you want to be credited for, the best ones get chosen, the bad ones will be frowned upon.

We aren't settled about how many we'll take, so we're starting with 15.

1. NeverHundred, Director of Propaganda
2. Stickman91, Plant Sniffer
3. Sinitech, Cock Mongler
4. igott, Drug Dealer
5. Shakyjake, Turd Scratcher
6. Elios, Moose choreographer
7. kiwi-kiwi wasted our time
8. TheSilverGuitar, Fascist Pig
9. Piss, emotional and financial support
10. knightsofthecircle, wife beater
11. KalebKore, Stand-by Jew
12. Sensationalism, Penicorn Rider
13. Maximus, Curb Stomper
14. SeaBoundRhino, provider of sexual relief
15. masterchef56, Cooker of raw poultry
16. Errr no I said 15... scratch this one.

Wow one spot remaining.

You must eat some.

1. Did you ever eat marinated artichokes?

2. Do you intend on eating some soon?