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And to prove it, I'll give you some convincing facts:
-My hands are cold
-I have long hair
-I brush my hair many times a day (I'd say between 2 and 10 times)
-I don't like cars
-I have emotions
-I don't like professional sports (as in watching sport on TV)
-I don't watch porn (or try not to)
-I like to speak about people behind their back
-I don't have a thick beard (I do have much more facial hair than regular women, but still less than regular guys my age)
-I might come up with more at another time

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10 Comments

Mar. 21, 2009 | 8:49 PM Eggys says:

Grow a dick.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 8:50 PM Proottalfain responds:

That's one of the counter-arguments lol

Mar. 21, 2009 | 8:56 PM Wrinkles says:

It looks like we have something strangely in common.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 8:57 PM Proottalfain responds:

Are you talking about some specific points?

Mar. 21, 2009 | 9:19 PM SupraAddict says:

# 3 and #5 Confirm it, bitch

Mar. 21, 2009 | 9:25 PM Proottalfain responds:

I thought you'd say #4... But yeah I must admit #3 is pretty spooky. Here is why I brush between 2 and 10 times:

I take a shower, then when I go out the shower I brush it once, while it's wet (or just a bit humid). Then I brush it when it's completely dry and tie it for good. That makes 2 times. But sometimes I brush it a few times in between those, and also sometimes before going to bed.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 9:26 PM Twilight says:

How do you pronounce your username.

gogogo.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 9:32 PM Proottalfain responds:

In English I would pronounce it PROOT-AL-FAIN or PROO-TALL-FAIN

In French it would be PROUT-AL-FIN

But I guess you don't know French anyway.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 10:06 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

I'm the same way, except for the hair care.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:02 PM Proottalfain responds:

So you have long hair too though?

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:32 PM SevenSeize says:

If it makes you feel any better, I might be a man.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:38 PM Proottalfain responds:

But do you have a penis?

I know I do.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:42 PM Sensationalism says:

I like women ;)

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:43 PM Proottalfain responds:

But I don't have breasts, I have a dick and hairy legs...

Mar. 22, 2009 | 1:35 AM Sensationalism says:

Some tissues and a razor could take care of all that. ;D

Mar. 22, 2009 | 11:56 AM Proottalfain responds:

This is pretty creepy because I mentioned I have a dick and you come up with tissues and a razor...

I WON'T LET YOU CUT IT, OK?

Mar. 22, 2009 | 8:59 AM TheSilverGuitar says:

Fairly long.

Mar. 22, 2009 | 11:55 AM Proottalfain responds:

Well I have them to the bottom of my shoulder blades.

Mar. 22, 2009 | 12:06 PM Sensationalism says:

The tissues are to stuff your shirt to make it look like you have breasts. They could also come in handy for cleaning up blood. The razor is for shaving your legs and for cutting off that dick of yours. :P

But if you're not going to let me...I guess I'll just have to use it to slit my wrists...

Mar. 22, 2009 | 1:04 PM Proottalfain responds:

I'm not going to let you cut anything. So you'll have to accept my manliness.

Rawr.