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Rules:
1. Only one language per song, maximum.
2) the only beverages your allowed to drink while playing music is beer.
3. In the event of an epic guitar solo you are to rock out as hard as you can with your air guitar.
Addendum to Rule 3:
You may not attempt to smash your air guitar, because that just looks plain stupid.
4. spinning in circles and flailing ones arms aimless doesn't constitute dancing.
5. In the event that are too inebriated to remember the lyrics, you are to mount the nearest table and remove a layer of clothing for every lyric you miss.
6. only head bang if your hair is long,or else you will look like a ass
7. If someone falls in the pit you help him up immediatly.
8. If you find a hat or a shoe you hold it in the air until it is claimed.
9. Beat boxing is strictly prohibited unless you have an official permit from The Ministry of Rhythm.
10. Don't wear a huge mohawk into a mosh pit.
11. Be the exact opposite of Eddie "Mr.arms" Vedder of Pearl Jam.
12. Shout "I got blisters on me fingers!" after any performance of Helter Skelter

Also, you may contest rules.

Updated: 05/24/09 9:02 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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26 Comments

May. 15, 2009 | 12:15 AM Gorzahg says:

da rules:
1) there are no rules
2) the only beverages your allowed to drink while playing music is beer.

May. 15, 2009 | 10:40 AM Proottalfain responds:

The first rule is subjective and contradictory so I didn't use it.

May. 15, 2009 | 12:36 PM Racoonmario says:

If the event of an epic guitar solo you are to rock out as hard as you can with your air guitar.

May. 15, 2009 | 12:47 PM Proottalfain responds:

I didn't quite understand what you meant... I'll write it anyway.

May. 15, 2009 | 1:02 PM NeverHundred says:

spinning in circles and flailing ones arms aimless doesn't constitute dancing. Although I'm not sure how heavily enforced this rule is since I break it all the time... even when music isn't playing.

May. 15, 2009 | 1:13 PM Proottalfain responds:

Lol. Added.

May. 15, 2009 | 9:24 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

That sounds like some rockstar cliche type thing that Guitar Hero would shit out for their "witty" loading screens.

May. 15, 2009 | 9:34 PM Proottalfain responds:

I don't know I only played GH once.

May. 16, 2009 | 2:29 PM Sinitech says:

In the event that are too inebriated to remember the lyrics, you are to mount the nearest table and remove a layer of clothing for every lyric you miss.

May. 16, 2009 | 2:32 PM Proottalfain responds:

Of course.

May. 16, 2009 | 3:10 PM sinning-girl-2 says:

only head bang if your hair is long,or else you will look like a ass

May. 17, 2009 | 12:39 PM Proottalfain responds:

It's funny you'd mention that, because I headbanged last night.

I do have long hair though, like down to my shoulders.

May. 17, 2009 | 5:17 PM Racoonmario says:

Typo right there, 'In the event...'

May. 17, 2009 | 5:21 PM Proottalfain responds:

Ok, since you request it.

May. 17, 2009 | 9:22 PM Me-Patch says:

If someone falls in the pit you help him up immediatly.
If you find a hat or a shoe you hold it in the air until it is claimed.

May. 17, 2009 | 9:24 PM Proottalfain responds:

Ok then.

May. 17, 2009 | 11:49 PM LTmatt says:

ficken sie craszysamantha

May. 17, 2009 | 11:57 PM Proottalfain responds:

Dude, use capitalization. Because Sie and sie are two different pronouns.

May. 18, 2009 | 9:03 PM LTmatt says:

it's and its are two different things

does that stop people from fucking up?

May. 18, 2009 | 9:31 PM Proottalfain responds:

Does that stop me from correcting them?

May. 19, 2009 | 1:27 PM agustana says:

sounds like a pretty fun game.

May. 19, 2009 | 6:53 PM Proottalfain responds:

Well why don't you play it then?

May. 19, 2009 | 2:03 PM flashwarrior says:

No, in the song psycho killer, there is english and french. It is a very good song. zso that's what i think of you rules mister. By the way i'm posting this from school :X

May. 19, 2009 | 6:54 PM Proottalfain responds:

That's probably because you don't know French. Send me a link to it when you log on AIM and I'll judge if his French is correct.

May. 20, 2009 | 4:00 PM Sinitech says:

Number 6 and 7 are the complete opposite of what I would do.

If someone falls in the pit, I make sure to trample them.

Holding a hat or shoe up until it's claimed? Pfft, just throw it off in the crowd.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:17 PM Proottalfain responds:

If you don't obey to rule 6, then you're a poser. Or an emo.

Not obeying to rule 7 just makes you a dick.

Updated: May. 20, 2009, 6:17 PM

May. 20, 2009 | 4:54 PM NeverHundred says:

Beat boxing is strictly prohibited unless you have an official permit from The Ministry of Rhythm.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:18 PM Proottalfain responds:

That is a good one.

May. 20, 2009 | 8:41 PM Sinitech says:

I don't mosh in the first place.

Concerts are pretty gay.

I don't want to be that close to that many people at once.

May. 20, 2009 | 8:57 PM Proottalfain responds:

Lol yeah concerts aren't my thing either.

May. 22, 2009 | 12:04 AM LTmatt says:

i hate women

May. 22, 2009 | 12:08 AM Proottalfain responds:

Maybe you could join Pounce's club

May. 22, 2009 | 2:44 AM Sensationalism says:

I love concerts. Know what should be a rule? Don't wear a huge mohawk into a mosh pit. I almost punched the dude I saw who did because he almost took my eye out with his retarded fucking poky hair that took up too much space. >:(

May. 22, 2009 | 2:31 PM Proottalfain responds:

Lol ok I'm adding this.

May. 22, 2009 | 10:31 PM Thegluestickman says:

11. Be the exact opposite of Eddie "Mr.arms" Vedder of Pearl Jam.

May. 22, 2009 | 10:53 PM Proottalfain responds:

I have no idea what you are talking about.

May. 22, 2009 | 10:31 PM AsthmaticHamster says:

1. While I usually agree with this statement, bands like Mars Volta and Brazilian Girls tend to prove that it can still be good.
2. Patrick Watson drinks wine while he's playing, and he's still fucking awesome :)
3. Unless you bring your very own guitar to the show, which will instantly piss off everyone in your vicinity.
4. When you're drunk, even jumping like a madman on people is considered dancing. Oh wait, that's moshing...
5. Only applicable for women :D
6. Not if your bald (well, for the exception that your head LITERALLY looks like an ass)
7. No time for that, I'M ROCKING OUT BITCH!
8. Or throw it at the stage, which is more spectacular.
9. Touché.
10. Then what's the point of moshing? WHAT'S THE POINT?!?