Be in our credits!

2010-07-23 11:03:47 by Proottalfain
Updated

So... last year, Boss and I made a clock day video.

It won 3 Grammies, 4 Academy Awards, 6 Golden Globes, Nobel Peace Prize and Jesus' foreskin.

Needless to say, we're doing a sequel... sort of.
So yeah. This time, Stickman91 is also with us.

ANYWAYS

"Be in our credits!", yes, like last year, we'll take the first 15 people who want to be credited and have good/funny titles they want to be credited as.

In hexadecimal:
1. Chdonga, the cock bender
2. NeverHundred: The Chaos
3. OnionsXD - The Onions Dude
4. Nietzlawe the Credit-Hogging Glory Hunter
5. Rabid-Animals- Purveyor of Unsettling Plastic Devices
6. Mich - Belgian wafflenomming codemonkey
7. Sinitech: Provider of fresh babies
8. Timmy: Counter of Innumerable Terrible Credit Titles
9. (12:31:57 PM) .:Cassandra:.: I'm the kawai goddess of miscoloured fruit*
A. ZeroInsanity - Token Loli
B. tarahloveshentai - Has a Boss dildo
C. tri-circle - Master of loosely screwed hoes
D. RobotTaco - "im the strongest" (He's the strongest)
E.
F.

Or in binary:
1. Chdonga, the cock bender
10. NeverHundred: The Chaos
11. OnionsXD - The Onions Dude
100. Nietzlawe the Credit-Hogging Glory Hunter
101. Rabid-Animals- Purveyor of Unsettling Plastic Devices
110. Mich - Belgian wafflenomming codemonkey
111. Sinitech: Provider of fresh babies
1000. Timmy: Counter of Innumerable Terrible Credit Titles
1001. (12:31:57 PM) .:Cassandra:.: I'm the kawai goddess of miscoloured fruit*
1010. ZeroInsanity - Token Loli
1011. tarahloveshentai - Has a Boss dildo
1100. tri-circle - Master of loosely screwed hoes
1101. RobotTaco - "im the strongest" (He's the strongest)
1110.
1111.

Or in roman numerals:
I. Chdonga, the cock bender
II. NeverHundred: The Chaos
III. OnionsXD - The Onions Dude
IV. Nietzlawe the Credit-Hogging Glory Hunter
V. Rabid-Animals- Purveyor of Unsettling Plastic Devices
VI. Mich - Belgian wafflenomming codemonkey
VII. Sinitech: Provider of fresh babies
VIII. Timmy: Counter of Innumerable Terrible Credit Titles
IX. (12:31:57 PM) .:Cassandra:.: I'm the kawai goddess of miscoloured fruit*
X. ZeroInsanity - Token Loli
XI. tarahloveshentai - Has a Boss dildo
XII. tri-circle - Master of loosely screwed hoes
XIII. RobotTaco - "im the strongest" (He's the strongest)
XIV.
XV.

Or in German:
Ein. Chdonga, the cock bender
Zwei. NeverHundred: The Chaos
Drei. OnionsXD - The Onions Dude
Vier. Nietzlawe the Credit-Hogging Glory Hunter
Fünf. Rabid-Animals- Purveyor of Unsettling Plastic Devices
Sechs. Mich - Belgian wafflenomming codemonkey
Sieben. Sinitech: Provider of fresh babies
Acht. Timmy: Counter of Innumerable Terrible Credit Titles
Neun. (12:31:57 PM) .:Cassandra:.: I'm the kawai goddess of miscoloured fruit*
Zehn. ZeroInsanity - Token Loli
Elf. tarahloveshentai - Has a Boss dildo
Zwölf. tri-circle - Master of loosely screwed hoes
Dreizehn. RobotTaco - "im the strongest" (He's the strongest)
Vierzehn.
Fünfzehn.


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BossBoss

2010-07-23 11:07:14

Sequel sort of? this a direct sequel to the other one, it involves the same priest, and other stuff

Proottalfain responds:

Yes.


ChdongaChdonga

2010-07-23 15:51:16

Make me Chdonga, the cock bender.

Proottalfain responds:

LOLDONGS


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2010-07-23 18:07:21

Neverhundred: The Chaos.

Proottalfain responds:

you misspelt your username, silly.


BossBoss

2010-07-23 19:38:59

neverhundred add a verb after your adjective/noun


BossBoss

2010-07-24 12:16:44

I SAID ADD A VERB DAMN YOUUU


OnionsXDOnionsXD

2010-07-24 18:23:59

OnionsXD - The Onions Dude

Proottalfain responds:

okay sir


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2010-07-25 08:48:14

Fuck verbs. I don't need fuckin' verbs telling me what to do. How I'm walkin' what I'm sayin'. All I need are fractions of actions to get me through the day... and through the pain.

So let's move past this and just get to what really matters. Leather clad priests doing what they do best... pleasure and punishment.

Proottalfain responds:

Pleasure.

Mmm...


BossBoss

2010-07-25 11:15:09

DAMNIT THESE ARE NOT TITLES WE NEED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE A KINKY ASS FLUFFER OR SOMETHING ADD VERBS DAMNIT


nietzlawenietzlawe

2010-07-25 12:14:17

Nietzlawe the Credit-Hogging Glory Hunter

Proottalfain responds:

Glory hole
OLOLOL


Rabid-AnimalsRabid-Animals

2010-07-25 14:33:52

Rabid-Animals- purveyor of unsettling plastic devices

Proottalfain responds:

Does that mean you can make settlers move out?


MichMich

2010-07-26 09:59:56

Mich - Belgian wafflenomming codemonkey

Proottalfain responds:

OM NOM NOM BELGIAN BEER


SinitechSinitech

2010-07-26 15:55:28

Sinitech: Provider of fresh babies.

Proottalfain responds:

(7:13:22 PM) caislin: sinitech is always doin soem sort of bllshit
(7:13:22 PM) caislin: but
(7:13:23 PM) caislin: hes not stupid
(7:14:36 PM) caislin: im just saying
(7:14:37 PM) caislin: he knows
(7:14:40 PM) caislin: how to put verbs
(7:14:43 PM) caislin: in places
(7:14:44 PM) caislin: unlike
(7:14:45 PM) caislin: some
(7:14:46 PM) caislin: people


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2010-07-27 09:15:23

Boss hates me now. Also... I was the one putting snails in his house and bed.

Proottalfain responds:

You might have to move out to Mexico now.


TimmyTimmy

2010-07-27 21:22:49

Timmy: Counter of Innumerable Terrible Credit Titles

Proottalfain responds:

Ta mère a un pénis.


RedBlueberriesRedBlueberries

2010-07-27 21:54:18

HMMMM...
Dumb sourkey took the word chaos.
Mine shall be: The goddess of miscoloured fruits.

(Updated ) Proottalfain responds:

V See below V


SinitechSinitech

2010-07-28 03:07:37

Lol @ RedBlueberries and her distinct lack of verb.

Proottalfain responds:

Also lack of username preceding the title.


BossBoss

2010-07-28 15:23:42

in red i going to write NEEDS VERB next to each credit name with no verb

Proottalfain responds:

Thas an ideuh.


Rabid-AnimalsRabid-Animals

2010-07-28 16:23:32

I made a capitalization boo-boo.

My title should read: Rabid-Animals- Purveyor of Unsettling Plastic Devices


RedBlueberriesRedBlueberries

2010-07-28 17:18:56

I corrected my misspelling of *Kawaii*
I am the Kawaii Goddess of Miscoloured Fruits

Proottalfain responds:

You're not getting a correction :P


RedBlueberriesRedBlueberries

2010-07-28 18:18:59

I WILL FIND YOU.

Proottalfain responds:

I am here.


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2010-07-28 22:35:13

I want to see the Canadians get into a battle. One with free-running, maple syrup, hockey sticks, bears... uh... what else does Canada have? Trees? Uh... National Health Care? Wait... that wouldn't help in a death-match. That would actually hurt the death-match.

Canadians, why would you want to hurt a poor defenseless death-match?

Proottalfain responds:

We have French Canadians, and um drunken wife-beating eskimos.


SinitechSinitech

2010-07-28 23:00:16

Damned Canadians are too tame for their own good.

Proottalfain responds:

You're too lame for your own good
OLOLOLOL


ZeroInsanityZeroInsanity

2010-07-29 02:40:04

ZeroInsanity - Token Loli

Proottalfain responds:

You just increased the amount of females in these credits by 100%


SinitechSinitech

2010-07-29 08:02:01

Oh my good God.

There is no way... They must be trolling.

Proottalfain responds:

Who?


SinitechSinitech

2010-07-29 20:33:53

These verbless muff mongrels.

Proottalfain responds:

Oh.

Yes.


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2010-07-29 21:39:05

Wait, increased the amount of females in the credits to %100?

Uh guys... I think we're all getting sex changes now... whether any of us wanted it or not. I suspect it will be done in the walk in freezer of a butcher shop. Most of us wont survive the procedure. The those who do survive... will wish they had died.

Of course I'm exempt since I'd be doing the surgery. I know, I mostly just stick to lobotomies... but with men the brain and the penis are practically the same thing so I can't imagine it would be all that different. Except for everything.

I will write a series of dissertations and essays concerning the procedures which I will than publish into a book that will become a mass success after it becomes Oprah Book Club approved. And than I will be both a world class surgeon and a famous author.

And all it will cost me is 26 testicles.

That's a bit disturbing. Even for me...

Proottalfain responds:

Ummm... I said "by", not "to".

As in: there was one female, then ZeroInsanity's addition increased the amount by one, which represents 100% of the previous amount of females.


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2010-08-02 15:07:50

I know. But than I wouldn't have been able to make that nonsensical rant. Why must you Canadians ruin all my fun.

Proottalfain responds:

It's always fun and giggles with you, and never enough banjo.


tarahloveshentaitarahloveshentai

2010-08-04 19:43:01

I want to be in binary!!

Proottalfain responds:

I bet with you in those this flash will get 10x more views.

From 13 yo creeps, but still.


OnionsXDOnionsXD

2010-08-05 15:31:17

Dude, I want that Jesus's foreskin. Gimme gimme

Proottalfain responds:

Fuck no!

That'd be like asking for Beyoncé's award for best video of all time.

OF ALL TIME!


tri-circletri-circle

2010-08-05 17:51:22

sign me up into the credits! Use your mind boggling masterfull mind of mastermind masterfull master wordplay (whilst trying this tongue twister is said masturbation on the first 22 tries) to make up a cool slogan name for me.

Proottalfain responds:

tri-circle - Master of loosely screwed hoes


OdioOdio

2010-08-06 00:51:51

ill be credited so people know that im the strongest

im the strongest

Proottalfain responds:

Obviously.


Stickman91Stickman91

2010-08-06 16:17:43

Two spots left! I'll see if I can convince anyone else to join in.

Proottalfain responds:

Oh we still have time.


SinitechSinitech

2010-08-06 21:11:21

I have to admit, those credits suck ass.

Proottalfain responds:

I'LL SHOW YOU WHO HAVE THE AIDSuh!


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2010-08-08 09:00:32

omtish


ZeroInsanityZeroInsanity

2010-08-08 20:51:51

Someone needs to be "x: The Guy: The Movie: The Game.

Proottalfain responds:

And someone should be cancer.

But will it happen? Perhaps.


homsarrunner3homsarrunner3

2010-08-15 15:19:37

homsarrunner3: he who got in at the last second