And to prove it, I'll give you some convincing facts:
-My hands are cold
-I have long hair
-I brush my hair many times a day (I'd say between 2 and 10 times)
-I don't like cars
-I have emotions
-I don't like professional sports (as in watching sport on TV)
-I don't watch porn (or try not to)
-I like to speak about people behind their back
-I don't have a thick beard (I do have much more facial hair than regular women, but still less than regular guys my age)
-I might come up with more at another time
See the follow-up of this exciting adventure...
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I might be a woman...
Posted by Proottalfain - March 21st, 2009
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# 3 and #5 Confirm it, bitch
I thought you'd say #4... But yeah I must admit #3 is pretty spooky. Here is why I brush between 2 and 10 times:
I take a shower, then when I go out the shower I brush it once, while it's wet (or just a bit humid). Then I brush it when it's completely dry and tie it for good. That makes 2 times. But sometimes I brush it a few times in between those, and also sometimes before going to bed.
I'm the same way, except for the hair care.
So you have long hair too though?
If it makes you feel any better, I might be a man.
But do you have a penis?
I know I do.
I like women ;)
But I don't have breasts, I have a dick and hairy legs...
Some tissues and a razor could take care of all that. ;D
This is pretty creepy because I mentioned I have a dick and you come up with tissues and a razor...
I WON'T LET YOU CUT IT, OK?
Fairly long.
Well I have them to the bottom of my shoulder blades.
The tissues are to stuff your shirt to make it look like you have breasts. They could also come in handy for cleaning up blood. The razor is for shaving your legs and for cutting off that dick of yours. :P
But if you're not going to let me...I guess I'll just have to use it to slit my wrists...
I'm not going to let you cut anything. So you'll have to accept my manliness.
Rawr.
Wrinkles
It looks like we have something strangely in common.
Proottalfain
Are you talking about some specific points?