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The rules of music

Posted by Proottalfain - May 14th, 2009


Here I will write the holy rules of music. Submit your owns, but don't submit subjective ones, this is not a debate about genres.

Rules:
1. Only one language per song, maximum.
2) the only beverages your allowed to drink while playing music is beer.
3. In the event of an epic guitar solo you are to rock out as hard as you can with your air guitar.
Addendum to Rule 3:
You may not attempt to smash your air guitar, because that just looks plain stupid.
4. spinning in circles and flailing ones arms aimless doesn't constitute dancing.
5. In the event that are too inebriated to remember the lyrics, you are to mount the nearest table and remove a layer of clothing for every lyric you miss.
6. only head bang if your hair is long,or else you will look like a ass
7. If someone falls in the pit you help him up immediatly.
8. If you find a hat or a shoe you hold it in the air until it is claimed.
9. Beat boxing is strictly prohibited unless you have an official permit from The Ministry of Rhythm.
10. Don't wear a huge mohawk into a mosh pit.
11. Be the exact opposite of Eddie "Mr.arms" Vedder of Pearl Jam.
12. Shout "I got blisters on me fingers!" after any performance of Helter Skelter

Also, you may contest rules.


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da rules:
1) there are no rules
2) the only beverages your allowed to drink while playing music is beer.

The first rule is subjective and contradictory so I didn't use it.

If the event of an epic guitar solo you are to rock out as hard as you can with your air guitar.

I didn't quite understand what you meant... I'll write it anyway.

spinning in circles and flailing ones arms aimless doesn't constitute dancing. Although I'm not sure how heavily enforced this rule is since I break it all the time... even when music isn't playing.

Lol. Added.

That sounds like some rockstar cliche type thing that Guitar Hero would shit out for their "witty" loading screens.

I don't know I only played GH once.

In the event that are too inebriated to remember the lyrics, you are to mount the nearest table and remove a layer of clothing for every lyric you miss.

Of course.

only head bang if your hair is long,or else you will look like a ass

It's funny you'd mention that, because I headbanged last night.

I do have long hair though, like down to my shoulders.

Typo right there, 'In the event...'

Ok, since you request it.

If someone falls in the pit you help him up immediatly.
If you find a hat or a shoe you hold it in the air until it is claimed.

Ok then.

ficken sie craszysamantha

Dude, use capitalization. Because Sie and sie are two different pronouns.

it's and its are two different things

does that stop people from fucking up?

:)

Does that stop me from correcting them?

No, in the song psycho killer, there is english and french. It is a very good song. zso that's what i think of you rules mister. By the way i'm posting this from school :X

That's probably because you don't know French. Send me a link to it when you log on AIM and I'll judge if his French is correct.

Number 6 and 7 are the complete opposite of what I would do.

If someone falls in the pit, I make sure to trample them.

Holding a hat or shoe up until it's claimed? Pfft, just throw it off in the crowd.

If you don't obey to rule 6, then you're a poser. Or an emo.

Not obeying to rule 7 just makes you a dick.

Beat boxing is strictly prohibited unless you have an official permit from The Ministry of Rhythm.

That is a good one.

I don't mosh in the first place.

Concerts are pretty gay.

I don't want to be that close to that many people at once.

Lol yeah concerts aren't my thing either.

i hate women

Maybe you could join Pounce's club

I love concerts. Know what should be a rule? Don't wear a huge mohawk into a mosh pit. I almost punched the dude I saw who did because he almost took my eye out with his retarded fucking poky hair that took up too much space. >:(

Lol ok I'm adding this.

11. Be the exact opposite of Eddie "Mr.arms" Vedder of Pearl Jam.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

1. While I usually agree with this statement, bands like Mars Volta and Brazilian Girls tend to prove that it can still be good.
2. Patrick Watson drinks wine while he's playing, and he's still fucking awesome :)
3. Unless you bring your very own guitar to the show, which will instantly piss off everyone in your vicinity.
4. When you're drunk, even jumping like a madman on people is considered dancing. Oh wait, that's moshing...
5. Only applicable for women :D
6. Not if your bald (well, for the exception that your head LITERALLY looks like an ass)
7. No time for that, I'M ROCKING OUT BITCH!
8. Or throw it at the stage, which is more spectacular.
9. Touché.
10. Then what's the point of moshing? WHAT'S THE POINT?!?

Yeah well these would be like appendix or whatever they are called.

What's wrong with him?

He looks like he is having and epileptic seizure.

Ah ok.

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