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Christianity in a nutshell

Posted by Proottalfain - August 21st, 2009


The gospel of godlygodlygod:
At 8/13/09 04:36 AM, godlygodlygod wrote:
: wel jesus was born and he was sent to lik guide us and tel us to behave and stuff but then rabin cam and then the bunny was over in the distance and he went and then tied up and pinned to cross which he died on after 3 days to a cave but he came back cause healin herbs wich was proofed nub and then he was lik i am alive and then he made water to wine

The gospel of Strategize No actually that's just copypasta that he stole:
At 8/13/09 06:04 AM, Strategize wrote:
: Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO"(cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).
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: Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis; God Lol'd.
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: Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to.
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: New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.
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: Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.
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: After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
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: THE END


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