And to prove it, I'll give you some convincing facts:
-My hands are cold
-I have long hair
-I brush my hair many times a day (I'd say between 2 and 10 times)
-I don't like cars
-I have emotions
-I don't like professional sports (as in watching sport on TV)
-I don't watch porn (or try not to)
-I like to speak about people behind their back
-I don't have a thick beard (I do have much more facial hair than regular women, but still less than regular guys my age)
-I might come up with more at another time

See the follow-up of this exciting adventure...

So I've commented on your usernames, now comment mine. If you don't know what it means, invent a meaning/story. When I get enough comments I'll tell you the real story behind it. I've already told a few people about it.

Also, have a look at some old news post of mine. It's 2 months old.

[Edit 03/19/09:]
sirtom93 commented on my second news post. I now officially shat my pants. BTW he was talking about my 46x46 pic who used to be the soviet symbol from red alert 2.
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Here I'll respond to say if I approve or disapprove your username. Be prepared because I might not be easy on you.

[Edit 03/16/09:]
sumidiotdude took my idea and apparently attracted more people than me, so you might want to look at his version of the project.

In my PE class, we're allowed to make our own music play. So every class, someone different brings his own music. And today, I was horrified to hear Phil Collins's "In the air tonight" raped by some band.
I don't know which band covered it.
But it was sexual harassment. They butchered and wasted it so much it's unreal.
They totally ruined the climax (part where the drums get intense) by having intense drums and guitars during the entire song.
Plus the singer's voice was trivial.
Not like Phil Collins's awesome voice. I mean his voice makes for half the greatness of the song.
I can stand bad music.
But I mean... Common. Don't mess up with my classics, unless you clearly know what you're doing.
There are covers I like.
Not much, but there are.
But this one...

So today is the official day of the feminazis, and I am confused to see no thread about the so-called "feminists" in the BBS. There were 3 pages of articles about it in my newspaper this morning.

You may leave all of your sexist rage here:

...

How I wish
How I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were here

For my 18th birthday, my mother decided that I will only have access to my (own) computer 30 minutes per weekday and 2 hours per weekend day.

So you guys will either:
see me less
or
see me earlier (computers at school) ---> I can't consider this option, the computers are too busy to go to forums. I do like to read/reply to my PMs though.

Update 02/26/09:
I had a discussion with my mother, and we agreed on loosened restrictions. She saw I wouldn't respect her restrictions (I never agreed to them), so now instead of an amount of time per day, it's a fix schedule during which I'm allowed to go. So I'm leaving this blog article for archiving.

February 22nd is my birthday. If you're going to wish me a happy birthday, say it in a different way than people already did.

Formulations so far:
-Happy birthday
-HAPPY FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY
-Happy- Wait what's the drinking age there?
-Happy Birthday, you silly willy.
-yadhtriB yppaH
-And Happy B-Day.
-A very merry unbirthday to you!
-Feliz cumpleanos a ti.

Also, cocks.

As some people might already know, I'll be going to the Montreal meet next June.
As some people might also already know, English is not my native language.

Now, Newgrounds has helped my written English comprehension/production a lot. But Newgrounds hasn't helped my spoken English, and I think it needs improvement, mostly for the meet. I don't want to end up drunk and not be able to speak proper English XD.

So I have a headset and a Skype account. I am usually on the computer during the weekends and in the weekdays evenings (7PM to 10PM GMT-5). So post a comment here (or PM me) if you're interested in talking with me on skype and try to advertise yourself a bit so that I have something to base my choice upon. If I'm interested, I'll PM you with more details.

If you want to investigate me, just read my previous blog posts.

TL;DR: Apply here if you want to talk with me on skype to improve my spoken English.

Also#1: My birthday is on Feb 22th.

Also#2: djbriandamage is officially my valentine. Don't worry though, his wife doesn't care.

Also#3: Here is a picture of my wonderfully sexy hand. I knew you guys would be skeptical that an NG user could have such a nice hand, so I wrote Proott on it. The background is my shower tiling. Weird sparkle flash effect.