...but in fact I am a man

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...but in fact I am a man

Posted by Proottalfain - March 22nd, 2009

So to contrast with the last blog post, this one will show I'm a man:
-Various physiological/physical/biological reasons that I don't think I have to detail
-I'm rational/logical
-I don't give a fuck about celebrities
-I don't like gossiping
-I haven't seen twilight, but according to the comments I don't want to either
-I'm not very mannered when I eat
-I don't like shopping
-I don't/can't cry when I watch a movie
-I have a political opinion
-I understand and use sarcasm
-I don't think I'm fat
-I'm not easily offended
-And other things

Now I understand this one might offend some girls (see second to last point), so for those of you who are, well please take note that this is entirely based on stereotypes, and my point is not to say all girls (or all guys for the other blog post) are like these stereotypes. In fact my intention with these two blog posts is to show that it's not because I'm a man that I follow all the stereotypes.

Hope this entertained you.

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TheSilverGuitar 2009-03-22 18:37:53

Stereotypes are fail.
I'm not offended, but I am a little taken aback.

Proottalfain 2009-03-22 18:37:53

Why?

TheSilverGuitar 2009-03-22 19:11:53

Stereotyping is fail, that's why.

Proottalfain 2009-03-22 19:11:53

Well just read this thing I wrote:
"In fact my intention with these two blog posts is to show that it's not because I'm a man that I follow all the stereotypes."

Because I think we'll all agree that stereotypes fail.

Wrinkles 2009-03-22 19:19:14

I think the arguments that you are a man outweigh the other ones.

Also, lol @ you. Sensationalism is a man too, U BE GAY MON?

Proottalfain 2009-03-22 19:19:14

I would let that man touch me, that's all I can tell you :P

Sinitech 2009-03-22 22:12:45

Now you just have to make a "Am I straight..." and "Or am I gay..." one.

Proottalfain 2009-03-22 22:12:45

I could, but this interrogation is too common in my opinion. And it would be pretty lame because it would be like "Well I am straight because I wanna fuck women, and not men." And I also would have to give personal examples that could be pretty intimate.

SupraAddict 2009-03-22 23:06:37

#s 2, 3, and 12 make me proud of you. I admit, I did shed a tear during Marley and Me, when she was crying right next to me. Tell anyone, I'll kill you. >:P

Proottalfain 2009-03-22 23:06:37

Well I said I don't cry with movies... But one book did make me cry. So now I also have a reason to kill you if you tell >:D

Wrinkles 2009-03-23 22:45:04

Oh shit, Sensationalism is really a female? ON MY INTERNETS?

gtfo.

Proottalfain 2009-03-23 22:45:04

Well I told her to get back 2 kitchin, but damn her brought her computer in the kitchen! >:(

WE MUST RESTRICT HER FROM ACCESSING TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Sensationalism 2009-03-23 23:13:19

Damn it Proott, stop telling people I'm not a dude!!!

Lol, the first one. You have a PENIS.

Also, Twilight isn't for women, it's for fucktards with bad taste. >:(

Proottalfain 2009-03-23 23:13:19 (Updated 2009-03-25 19:18:23)

Well I'm not directly saying it... I'll stop doing it since you changed your profile pic.

Oh and even guys with bad taste don't like twilight. So only girls with bad taste like it.

Earfetish 2009-03-26 18:09:10

Your sympathy for a potential spree killer sickens me. Fucking liberals.

Proottalfain 2009-03-26 18:09:10

1. He's just 16. He's in his teenage crisis. The peak of hormonal instability.
2. We don't know if he would have burned the school.
3. If he would, he wouldn't have crually killed people while looking in their eyes, he would have lit a fire then runaway. Sure, this doesn't mean less casualties, but I'm evaluating the guy, not the act. It requires more mental sickness to kill people face to face.
4. Getting some petrol, matches and a knife doesn't need a lot of preparation. He asked where to buy petrol about a week before he acted (if I remember well), so he might have thought about it only since a week. Spree killers go on for months.

Sensationalism 2009-03-26 23:29:44

I told you my computer is in mah kitchen? Quite ingenious, eh? I can make sammiches AND be online. Woah.

Fair enough about Twilight.

I'm going to my grandma's tomorrow. So I don't really think we'll be able to talk then either. You better be on during the weekend. I cannot go an entire week without you.

Proottalfain 2009-03-26 23:29:44

I once imagined a woman who would have a netbook in the kitchen under a plexiglas cover and would use it to see her recipes without having to print them. My mother has difficulties staying organized in her recipes, and most of them are taken from the internet.

If I have free time during the weekend after my room is done, I might plug my computer in another room. I'm feeling squished with a 1024x768 resolution.

Wrinkles 2009-03-27 00:46:32

Can we anal nao pl0x?

Proottalfain 2009-03-27 00:46:32

I'm not into anal. I don't like the thought of my dick touching your poo or the idea of anything going in my anus instead of out.

Wrinkles 2009-03-27 15:33:35

Oh, also, you used the wrong word, I think you meant to say "There are two* types of NGers."

Thought I'd point that out there.

Proottalfain 2009-03-27 15:33:35

Damn it I hate seeing that mistake, doing it myself is even worse.

Thank you.

Monotony 2009-03-27 16:48:25

"-And other things" is a FANTASTIC reason.

Proottalfain 2009-03-27 16:48:25

It's not a reason, it's a group of reasons.

Sensationalism 2009-03-27 17:39:18

A<a href="http://www...Wrinkles">www...Wrinkles</a> beat me to it! I was going to correct you on that!! Damn it, foiled again!!

Proottalfain 2009-03-27 17:39:18

He beat you by 2 hours. Gotta F5 on my userpage more often!!!

Wrinkles 2009-03-27 20:56:38

Despite both my AIM name and all the anal refrences I make, I would never give, nor recieve anal either. Both because of your reasons, and the idea of someone having a rectal prolapse.

If you didn't know, that's basically where someone's intestine comes out.

Proottalfain 2009-03-27 20:56:38

"Um can you please give me back my intestines? Thank you."

Sensationalism 2009-03-29 19:43:59

Twilight95 is the best Twilight! <3

Proottalfain 2009-03-29 19:43:59

What so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming

Wrinkles 2009-03-31 22:34:59

Yes.

Proottalfain 2009-03-31 22:34:59

Affirmative.

Elder 2009-04-02 19:52:28

Don't forget, you can drive. ;)

Proottalfain 2009-04-02 19:52:28

I don't have a driving license.

Wrinkles 2009-04-03 23:35:04

Mother fucker, you look just like one of my buddies.

He's also from Canada.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

Proottalfain 2009-04-03 23:35:04

You're friend with my doppelgänger!!!

Sensationalism 2009-04-03 23:41:56

Everyone from Canada looks the same!!! OMG conspiracy!!

Proottalfain 2009-04-03 23:41:56

I look exactly like Rig and RawrOutLoud.

...but in fact I am a man

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